doughnut update

Regarding my earlier predictions of excess doughnut consumption, I am surprised to report that I went to America for a week and didn't eat a single doughnut! This time I ended up eating enormous amounts of salad. I mean, really enormous amounts. And here's the thing: as someone who avoids salad, I was nevertheless convinced that salad-eaters were superior people. Their skin was shinier, their hair glossier, their personalities more pleasant. I thought that eating salad for a week would make me a better person. Instead, it seems to have had no effect at all. Another myth debunked.